I told Hal I would encourage him, tell him his shots were terrific, help with his swing when he asks, tell him how handsome he is over the golf ball, but as much as I love him, I won’t be traipsing after him looking for lost balls in the dunes. He says it’s collegial to help your playing partners. I told him I already went to college. Kind of. I’m drawing the help line ten feet into the junk, a quick cursory look and ta ta.