{"id":246,"date":"2012-01-02T17:26:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daviddesmith.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2012-01-02T17:26:19","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T17:26:19","slug":"bumper-crop-of-golf-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/daviddesmith\/golf\/246\/bumper-crop-of-golf-bumper-stickers","title":{"rendered":"Bumper Crop of Golf Bumper Stickers!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Here’s a New Year’s compendium of some funny golf-related bumper sticker lines.<\/p>\n

The last one is my favorite.<\/p>\n

Have you seen one that should be on the list?\u00a0 Let me know!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

THIS CAR PROTECTED BY ELIN WOODS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

MY OTHER CAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

is an E-Z-GO.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

EARTH FIRST.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019ll play the other planets later.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

DON\u2019T DRINK AND DRIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n

You\u2019ll lose too many balls.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

LIFE\u2019S A BITCH.<\/strong><\/p>\n

But nothing compared to golf.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

FIGHT CRIME.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Support GHIN Handicapping.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

FRIENDS DON\u2019T LET FRIENDS PLAY TENNIS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

GUNS DON\u2019T KILL PEOPLE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Quadruple-bogeys do.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I WASN\u2019T BORN A BITCH.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t take up golf \u2018til I was 35.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On the seventh day, He actually played golf.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Will Rogers never got stuck behind a slow foursome.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

WHAT WOULD RORY DO?<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

HAVE A NICE DAY.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cancel your tee time.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

SIZE MATTERS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The USGA says so.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYONE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

But golf\u2019s still a better option.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Work is for people without golf clubs.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

SIMPLIFY LIFE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Go straight to the 19th<\/sup> hole.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

JESUS LOVES YOU.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just not enough to make you a single-digit handicapper.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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