{"id":1430,"date":"2014-10-28T21:36:03","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T21:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/jaystuller\/?p=1430"},"modified":"2014-10-30T16:42:42","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T16:42:42","slug":"golfs-divine-nine-electric-corona-acid-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jaystuller\/golf\/personalities\/1430\/golfs-divine-nine-electric-corona-acid-test","title":{"rendered":"Golf\u2019s Divine Nine Electric Corona Acid Test"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Before<\/a>

Before dawn breaks over Nevada, Phil Weidinger loads up the Divine Nine bus with critical supplies. Photo by Rick Gunn<\/p><\/div>\n

At 6:44 and with the rising sun only a minute below Nevada\u2019s Pine Nut Mountains, a small bus packed with 16 men rolls through the Carson Valley Inn Hotel & Casino parking lot toward U.S. Route 395, on the start of a raucous 18-hole round of golf played over nine different public courses within a 25-mile radius, which will take more than 12 hours and end only after the transiting sun dips behind the Sierra Nevada.<\/p>\n

In a gaudy pair of Madras shorts, a white polo shirt and a brown cap bearing the legend I Have Issues<\/em>, Phil Weidinger quickly makes it official. \u201cGentlemen,\u201d says the 60-year-old public relations wizard and expedition leader, \u201cwho wants a beer?\u201d With the hiss of caps popped on several bottles of Corona Extra, the 16th<\/sup> Divine Nine Media Tour is off and running, \u201cPromoting,\u201d as Weidinger\u2019s business card states, \u201cthe serious business of fun.\u201d<\/p>\n

This is Dinger\u2019s circus and, for the day, we are his monkeys.<\/p>\n

Founded during the epochal mists of the Clinton Administration to publicize Carson Valley golf and tourism, the annual trek for writers and broadcasters has attained a near mythic reputation within the profession. An invitation to participate is something of an honor, however dubious, even while participation can evolve into a back-wrenching ordeal. And though most golfers would rather contract shingles than play a long round of golf, this particular journey is anything but dull.<\/p>\n

Since speed is paramount if we\u2019re to finish before pitch dark, Weidinger has the group self-divide at each course, so that eight players tackle holes simultaneously, teeing off at the same time and dodging greenside shanks and scuds rocketing out of bunkers. Dinger forbids warm-ups, practice swings, plumb-bobbed putts and orders everyone to pick up after eight strokes and keep moving. \u201cWe\u2019re burning daylight,\u201d he barks at frequent intervals.<\/p>\n

We are not burning weed, at least not like the passengers on Ken Kesey\u2019s fabled Further, the tie-died vehicle immortalized in Tom Wolfe\u2019s Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test<\/em>. Instead, the riders on this small party bus are plied largely with the aforementioned beer, kept in an industrial-sized cooler that takes up two seats and is packed with 120 cans and bottles. While it used to be named Chad Hartley, after a Reno reporter who was \u201cbig and always full of beer,\u201d the title going forward may well fall upon another Tour veteran of substantial size, vocal volume and thirst.<\/p>\n

Indeed, on a vehicle safely driven by a kindly and sober man named Sal, beer plus boys equals uninhibited behavior, almost Lord of the Flies<\/em> on wheels. Unfortunately there were no<\/p>\n

\"With<\/a>

With eight golfers playing each hole at the same time, greens looked like herds of grazing critters. Photo by Rick Gunn.<\/p><\/div>\n

female journalists on this year\u2019s Tour, who in the past had a tempering influence on general civility. With few restraints on uninhibited sharing, crude bodily functions and vulgar jokes flow as freely as did the Bud Light.<\/p>\n

Speaking of jokes, the Tour also included one civilian, Darrell Schue of South Lake Tahoe, the winner of a contest for the best golf quip, sponsored by San Francisco\u2019s Hooked on Golf<\/em> KNBR radio show. Most golf jokes are crude and misogynistic, and this one is no exception. Google the words golf joke, lesson<\/em> and mouth<\/em>, and it will pop right up.<\/p>\n

In the Valley of the Old West<\/strong><\/p>\n

As Weidinger\u2019s business card suggests, there\u2019s serious business behind this preposterously lengthy day of golf. Bill Henderson, the longtime director of sales at the Carson Valley Inn, is often credited with the idea of the Divine Nine Tour. \u201cWe used to bring in groups of golf and travel writers and they invariably gravitated to a couple of the more well-known courses in the area, missing others that have a lot of charm and character, and offer incredibly affordable green fees,\u201d explains Weidinger. \u201cIn what might have been an off-hand comment, Bill said \u2018Let\u2019s bring them in and make them play two holes at each of our nine courses.\u2019 And it was a great idea.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"After<\/a>

After the day’s first two holes at Genoa Lakes, players are served the D-9’s traditional morning Bloody Mary. Photo by Rick Gunn<\/p><\/div>\n

In competition with Reno and the Lake Tahoe areas, the Carson City Convention and Visitors Bureau and the Carson Valley Chamber of Commerce formed a cooperative to market the area\u2019s myriad attributes, which go far beyond golf. Nevada, of course, is well known for its 24-hour lifestyle of gaming, entertainment and clubs. Only a four-hour drive from the San Francisco Bay Area, the Carson and Dayton Valleys are also an outdoor paradise, offering biking, hiking up the fabulous Clear Creek Trail, fishing, soaring, horseback riding and more. Accommodations? Try the incredibly comfortable beds at the Holiday Inn Express in Minden. Fine dining? The final stop on the post-round Divine Nine Tour was a superb family style meal at the J.T. Basque Bar & Dining Room in Gardnerville.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s more, the Old West is quite alive and well in and around the Comstock Lode of silver ore, which in the second half of the1800s led to the construction of the well-preserved Virginia City, just up the road from the Dayton Valley golf course, part of the Divine Nine. Other historic Old West attractions include the Virginia & Truckee Railroad and the Nevada State Museum in Carson City. And then there\u2019s Nevada\u2019s oldest drinking establishment, the Genoa Bar & Saloon, where you can almost imagine Mark Twain as a young reporter with the Territorial Enterprise<\/em>, sitting at the bar taking notes for a column and pounding down a rye.<\/p>\n

Wine festivals, concerts and other events are held year round, most of which are mentioned in Bill Henderson\u2019s Carson Valley Inn blog, which he posts every Wednesday morning at: http:\/\/carsonvalleyinn.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n

On the Road Again<\/strong><\/p>\n

Henderson also keeps statistics for the Divine Nine Tour, tracking the yardage of the holes played and and birdies. He also counts the number of beers consumed, lost golf balls and<\/p>\n

references to grazing sheep, all of which are interrelated. And even though we are men, the golf courses turned most of the journalists into Dinger\u2019s monkeys.<\/p>\n

On the pieced-together track that would have been a par 73 and played at 6,350 yards, only one person broke 80, and that was Weidinger\u2019s 79. Just four players broke 90 and 5 were in<\/p>\n

\"At<\/a>

At Silver Oak, groups began teeing off in unison. Photo by Rick Gunn<\/p><\/div>\n

triple digits. We lost 41 balls.<\/p>\n

The losses are affordable, since at five of the Divine Nine courses the green fees are $45 or less, and the others are generally much less costly than courses near Reno, Lake Tahoe and Truckee. And each of the Carson Valley layouts has distinct merits. In short and in order of the Tour:<\/p>\n

Designed by PGA Tour player Peter Jacobson and the late John Harbottle III, the Lakes Course at Genoa Lakes<\/strong> is a links-style course where the rolling fairways run up against the eastern slopes of the Sierra Nevada, featuring wetlands, the Carson River and abundant wildlife.<\/p>\n

Up the road is the Genoa Lakes Resort Course<\/strong>, designed by Harbottle and golfer-broadcaster Johnny Miller, with numerous water hazards and scenic views of the greater Carson Valley.<\/p>\n

We then played two holes at the Sunridge Golf Club<\/strong>, which is a fascinating blend of meadow, water and hillside holes.<\/p>\n

Dayton Valley<\/strong> is one of the more remote and yet best-known courses on the Divine Nine, designed by Arnold Palmer and host to PGA Tour Qualifying events since 1995.<\/p>\n

Run by the innovative and irrepressible Jim Kepler, Eagle Valley East and West<\/strong> are local treasures, serving senior citizens and young golfers alike with almost free play.<\/p>\n

Overlooking the Carson River and flanked by bluffs, the Empire Ranch Golf Course<\/strong> is a 27-hole layout that sits on 250 acres, much of which is wetlands.<\/p>\n

Spread out of 150 acres north of Carson City in the Sierra foothills is Silver Oak<\/strong>, a spacious, interesting and well-maintained layout.<\/p>\n

\"At<\/a>

At Dayton Valley, the author follows through on a foot golf “drive.” \u00a0Photo by Rick Gunn<\/p><\/div>\n

Winding through tall cottonwoods along the Carson River is the much-beloved Carson Valley Golf Course<\/strong>, long owned by the family of Tom and Manya Brooks.<\/p>\n

Like many other courses in the area, Carson Valley has added Foot Golf, which is played over 18 holes on a shortened area of the course, by kicking a soccer ball to a 21-inch cup. Fire up the bus fellas, since this could be an excuse for yet another strange trip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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