{"id":2196,"date":"2011-02-19T11:39:27","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T18:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeffwallach.com\/?p=2196"},"modified":"2011-02-19T14:45:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-19T21:45:32","slug":"golf-story-i-d-like-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/golf\/lifestyle\/2196\/golf-story-i-d-like-to-see","title":{"rendered":"Golf Story I&#8217;d Like To See . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Golf Resort Director of Marketing Sets New World Record<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Trite, AZ: Demonstrating a spirit-numbing lack of imagination, Fairview Resort Director of Marketing Ima Hack smashed all previous records by using the word \u201cbreathtaking\u201d thirteen times in a single eight-page brochure for this mediocre desert golf property.\u00a0 Hack employed the tired, aching adjective to describe, among other things, the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Vistas from the clubhouse<\/li>\n<li>The concierge<\/li>\n<li>The Porte Cochere<\/li>\n<li>A flank steak<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Upon hearing about her own accomplishment\u2014and not recognizing that it was a dubious one\u2014a literally out-of-breath Hack said, \u201cActually, I suggested to my General Manager that we change the name of the resort\u2014from Fairview to . . . Breathtaking View!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Golf Resort Director of Marketing Sets New World Record Trite, AZ: Demonstrating a spirit-numbing lack of imagination, Fairview Resort Director&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/golf\/lifestyle\/2196\/golf-story-i-d-like-to-see\" title=\"ReadGolf Story I&#8217;d Like To See . . .\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4907,5048,18],"tags":[5187,5185,5186],"class_list":["post-2196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oregon-golf-assoc","category-alternative-golf-assoc","category-lifestyle","tag-breathtaking","tag-golf-hype","tag-cliches"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2196"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2198,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2196\/revisions\/2198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/jeffwallach\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}