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Golf Ball's View of Oconee #17 & #18.<\/p><\/div>\n

This morning The Golf Road Warriors executed Callaway Hex Black sorties at Reynolds Plantation’s Oconee Golf Course on a cool, atmospheric, slightly overcast morning that gave way to a warm, sunny afternoon. \u00a0Designed by Rees Jones, Oconee is the more buttoned-down, conservative sibling to Tom Fazio’s Plantation Course– though whether that somehow makes Jones and Fazio related I can’t really say.<\/p>\n

I played with fellow warrior Brian McCallen who was fresh off an emergency visit to the Reynolds Golf Academy in the middle of the night; entertaining golf professional Mark Lammi; and an old friend I’d never met before– Mark Barnes, of GRW sponsor and long-time supporter of freelance journalism everywhere, PerryGolf, one of the world’s great golf travel companies. \u00a0If Barnes can use his hands as powerfully and effectively in the office as he does on the grip end of a golf club he must always have an efficiently organized and perfectly executed workflow. \u00a0Except maybe with an occasional file flared accidentally via a slice into the coffee room– but from where he probably would be able to fire said file right back at his desk for whatever the office equivalent of a par might be. \u00a0Lammi, Vice President of Golf Operations for Reynolds, was obviously afraid that if he played to his ability his boss might think he’d actually golfed more than once or twice this year, so he hit a few balls purposely into the trees and various other places of great interest \u00a0while spinning a few stories and making every possible effort to avoid uttering any cliches, as I’d challenged him on the first tee. \u00a0He also offered one of the best comments I’ve heard on a golf course in a long time. \u00a0Our group of journalists tends to play a bit slowly given that we’re entertaining and interviewing clients and other dignitaries, taking notes for our stories, handling emergencies via phone, email, and text, and still trying to focus every once in a while on executing a decent golf shot. \u00a0At one point after we’d lost sight of the group in front of us by a full hole, Brian McCallen heard a strange call from the woods and asked what kind of bird it was. \u00a0Without hesitating, Lammi said, “Oh, that’s one of our pace-of-play crows. \u00a0They caw whenever a group starts falling behind.”<\/p>\n

The Oconee Course plays along the shores of Lake Oconee and through scenic woodlands camouflaging some attractive lakeside “cottages” if cottages can exceed several thousand square feet of gorgeous craftsman-style architecture. \u00a0Reese himself said of the layout, “The topography is such that the green sites are natural, the finishing holes on both nines are spectacular. \u00a0Streams and various other features such as man-made lakes incorporate the challenge into the design . . . ” \u00a0Not the best grammar, necessarily, but very good golf architecture.<\/p>\n

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Oconee #16.<\/p><\/div>\n

The Warriors found Oconee to be very solid and reliable in a slightly conservative way, like a well-dressed banker. \u00a0Many holes on the front side excelled with a sense of pure craftsmanship, like Stickley furniture. \u00a0The layout opens with a long par five of 579 yards in a scythe shape and playing toward directional bunkers before bending to the left toward a lakeside green. \u00a0Number five was a favorite on the front side, a 188-yard par three that corners over water and a strangely-shaped bunker, with brown pine straw and green pines as backdrop. \u00a0Number eight was an equally good one-shotter at 218 yards to a platform green begging to be approached via the bunt driver shot that I invented and have since honed to perfection, much to the derision of my usual playing partners, who often pay for that derision with ten dollars of “Nassau’s currency.”<\/p>\n

On the back side, number twelve is the kind of short par four you want to play every single day– unless, of course, you play it the way I did by missing the green by a foot and rolling back into a rock-lined creek. \u00a0The creek bisects the hole in its entirety but there’s a bailout left where you can avoid trouble if you don’t care about getting anywhere close to the pin. \u00a0Thirteen presents another formidable long par three over a veritable riot of bunkers. \u00a0And just what is the real term for a collection of bunkers– we have a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a business of ferrets, a bale of turtles . . . \u00a0how about an ohshit of bunkers?<\/p>\n

I went out in 39 today but began to erode on the back side. \u00a0On number sixteen I attempted a truly dumb approach from off in the pine straw over a creek about 180 yards and succeeded where I shouldn’t have– but it was a rare performance highlight on the nine, though there were plenty of design highlights.<\/p>\n

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Oconee Clubhouse, home to the Linger Longer Burger.<\/p><\/div>\n

Brian McCallen uttered a wholly original phrase by calling Mark Barnes Daniel Boone after he hit out of the woods on seventeen and made a rather startling par, but then McCallen counteracted his achievement by actually saying out loud that even his bad golf game was better than a day in the office– possibly the worse offense possible when striving to play a cliche-free round.<\/p>\n

The terrific series of finishing holes at Oconee was nearly equalled by the quality of the Angus burger in the Linger Longer steakhouse in the clubhouse, associated with the Ritz Carlton Hotel. \u00a0Click here to read about our afternoon at the Reynolds Golf Academy and The Kingdom . . . a golf Fantasyland of club fitting, skills challenges, instruction, and teacher Charlie King presiding over the whole thing like some benevolent golf dictator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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