{"id":4746,"date":"2013-11-12T12:03:47","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T18:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/?p=4746"},"modified":"2013-11-24T12:59:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T18:59:39","slug":"ode-to-miller-chill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/4746\/ode-to-miller-chill","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Miller Chill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2013\/11\/ChillBottle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-4747 alignleft\" alt=\"ChillBottle\" src=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2013\/11\/ChillBottle.jpg\" width=\"188\" height=\"573\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2013\/11\/ChillBottle.jpg 336w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2013\/11\/ChillBottle-98x300.jpg 98w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a>I never had a Miller Chill\u2014<br \/>\nI never hoped to have one.<br \/>\nAs Miller gulps a bitter pill<br \/>\nI\u2019ll happily forego that fun.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTrimming low-value SKU\u2019s,\u201d<br \/>\nIs biz-speak for this loser&#8211;<br \/>\nFrom the start it seemed a ruse<br \/>\nAvoided by savvy boozers.<\/p>\n<p>As goes Chill went Southpaw Light<br \/>\nAnd Red Dog is surely limping<br \/>\nOne wonders if this crew is tight<br \/>\nAnd what the heck they\u2019re thinking.<\/p>\n<p>A hint of lime a pinch of salt<br \/>\nWent into this brewing crime<br \/>\nAnd AB is just as much at fault<br \/>\nWith its ghastly Bud Light Lime.<\/p>\n<p>Yet MillerCoors bravely marches on<br \/>\nSeemingly devoid of fear,<br \/>\nSeeking \u201chigh net revenue brands\u201d&#8211;<br \/>\nAnd never mentioning beer.<\/p>\n<p>[According to <em><a href=\"http:\/\/adage.com\/article\/news\/miller-chill-frigid-sales\/245219\/?utm_source=News&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+AdvertisingAge\/News\" target=\"_blank\">Advertising Age<\/a><\/em>, 11\/12\/13, MillerCoors announces it will be pulling the plug next year on Miller Chill.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never had a Miller Chill\u2014 I never hoped to have one. As Miller gulps a bitter pill I\u2019ll happily&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/4746\/ode-to-miller-chill\" title=\"ReadOde to Miller Chill\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":4749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[939,18],"tags":[629,293302,575775,594135,975700,975701],"class_list":["post-4746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-beer-on-tap","category-lifestyle","tag-beer","tag-poetry","tag-millercoors","tag-novelty","tag-lime","tag-ab-inbev"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2013\/11\/ChillBottle-Copy.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4752,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions\/4752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}