{"id":8299,"date":"2019-12-27T00:07:20","date_gmt":"2019-12-27T06:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/?p=8299"},"modified":"2020-02-09T18:16:45","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T00:16:45","slug":"12-beers-of-christmas-2019-6-weird-beard-black-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/8299\/12-beers-of-christmas-2019-6-weird-beard-black-christmas","title":{"rendered":"12 Beers of Christmas 2019 &#8211; 6: Weird Beard Black Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbc-bng.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8302\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8302\" src=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbc-bng.jpg\" alt=\"wbbc bng\" width=\"640\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbc-bng.jpg 640w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbc-bng-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>It\u2019s Boxing Day, an actual holiday in England, once allowing the upper classes to show how generous they could be to their lower classes help\u2014giving them the day off (after no doubt having worked on Dec. 25) and boxes of gifts and\/or leftovers from the previous night\u2019s festive dinner table.<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u2019s mainly time for another Bank Holiday, but worthy of some festivity no doubt. Certainly worthy of dipping into the only English beer in the collection this year, from the Weird Beard Beer Co. from West London, established in 2013.<\/p>\n<p>I know little about the brewery, other than that the principals do indeed sport impressive facial hair, all of their labels include a grinning skull festooned with some sort of head gear, and that they\u2019re clearly an eclectic company, willing to make all sorts of experimental brewing forays, albeit the flagship beer is Mariana Trench, a 5.3% ABV \u201cTransatlantic Pale Ale\u201d so called for its use of New Zealand and American hops.<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbs.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8303\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8303\" src=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbs.jpg\" alt=\"wbbs\" width=\"640\" height=\"691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbs.jpg 640w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbs-278x300.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Black Christmas was first brewed in 2017, if then a 4.5% ABV, and seems to be carrying on. Why not? It\u2019s a low ABV stout spiked with cranberries, easy-drinking and certainly more celebratory than the label would suggest. That looks vaguely threatening with the skull encased in a Santa\u2019s cowl and sporting its own sepulchral beard, all against a red splatter. There\u2019s also a Christmas tree that is probably supposed to suggest the cranberries but appears to be dripping with blood.<\/p>\n<p>This is all more than likely a reference to the film \u201cBlack Christmas\u201d one of the earliest slasher films, from 1974, starring Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, John Saxon, and Margot Kidder, and re-made in 2006 and 2019, with increasingly diminishing returns if rising body counts.<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wb-bc-movie.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8300\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8300\" src=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wb-bc-movie.jpg\" alt=\"wb bc movie\" width=\"640\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wb-bc-movie.jpg 640w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wb-bc-movie-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>The beer won\u2019t kill you. It\u2019s a pleasing and mild dry stout, that looks like a number of the beers we\u2019ve had this season, dark with almost hidden ruby highlights and a generous tan head. While stylistically similar to the <a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/8266\/12-beers-of-christmas-2019-3-stony-creek-winter-weight\" target=\"_blank\">Winter Weight<\/a> of a few days again, there\u2019s no comparison in terms of the fruit. In the former it was the main show. Here the cranberry is certainly evident, but in more hushed tones. It contributes more to a sly tartness in the palate, along with the more prominent roast quality of the brew, which becomes even more evident if you allow the beer to warn up a little.<\/p>\n<p>My son, Mike, and I whisked right through three bottles, and we both liked it. He said, \u201cIt\u2019s smooth, soft on the palate, not as aggressive as a Guinness, say.\u201d Seems like a good analysis to me, though Mike was a little unsure of himself: \u201cAm I going to go to jail for being a terrible beer judge? This is coming from a guy who used to buy Piels Light in the supermarket for $2.38 a six-pack.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That was a long time ago, back in his single days. Now we\u2019re here with his three kids, watching the clock drive toward midnight, when his oldest, Nate the Great, will begin his twentieth year. Nate doesn\u2019t drink beer (or anything) at all, making me wonder where I\u2019ve gone wrong in my grand-parenting duties. Although he does want to be a writer. Making me wonder where I\u2019ve gone wrong in my grand-parenting duties.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8301\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8301\" src=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo.png\" alt=\"wbb logo\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo.png 300w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbb-logo-125x125.png 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Name: Black Christmas<br \/>\nBrewer: Weird Beer Brew Co., Hanwell, England<br \/>\nStyle: Fruit stout<br \/>\nABV: 5%<br \/>\nAvailability: Nov.-Dec., Shelton Brothers now distributes to 45 states and Washington D.C. Check their \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sheltonbrothers.com\/locate-our-products-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">Locate Our Products<\/a>\u201d list to see if the beer might be near you.<br \/>\nFor More Information: weirdbeerbrewco.com<\/p>\n<p><em>[December 26, 2019]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&lt; <a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/8288\/12-beers-of-christmas-2019-5-four-quarters-gifts-of-the-magi\" target=\"_blank\">12 Beers of Christmas 5: Four Quarters Gifts of the Magi<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/8309\/12-beers-of-christmas-2019-7-struise-tsjeeses-reserva\" target=\"_blank\">12 Beers of Christmas 7: Struise Tsjeeses Reserva<\/a> &gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Boxing Day, an actual holiday in England, once allowing the upper classes to show how generous they could be&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/golf\/lifestyle\/8299\/12-beers-of-christmas-2019-6-weird-beard-black-christmas\" title=\"Read12 Beers of Christmas 2019 &#8211; 6: Weird Beard Black Christmas\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":8302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[939,627,18],"tags":[1016641,749,1029835,816,1029836,267,1029837,5628,676069,708480,708517,975741,1002722,1006467],"class_list":["post-8299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-beer-on-tap","category-tap-beer-of-the-week","category-lifestyle","tag-nate-bedell","tag-christmas","tag-black-christmas","tag-stout","tag-weird-beard-beer-co","tag-england","tag-hanwell","tag-london","tag-christmas-beers","tag-shelton-brothers","tag-boxing-day","tag-12-days-of-christmas","tag-12-beers-of-christmas","tag-mike-bedell"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/15\/2019\/12\/wbbc-bng.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8299"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8401,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8299\/revisions\/8401"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theaposition.com\/tombedell\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}