Bumper Crop of Golf Bumper Stickers!

Here’s a New Year’s compendium of some funny golf-related bumper sticker lines.

The last one is my favorite.

Have you seen one that should be on the list?  Let me know!

 

THIS CAR PROTECTED BY ELIN WOODS.

 

MY OTHER CAR

is an E-Z-GO.

 

EARTH FIRST.

I’ll play the other planets later.

 

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE

You’ll lose too many balls.

 

LIFE’S A BITCH.

But nothing compared to golf.

 

FIGHT CRIME.

Support GHIN Handicapping.

 

FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS PLAY TENNIS.

 

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE.

Quadruple-bogeys do.

 

I WASN’T BORN A BITCH.

I didn’t take up golf ‘til I was 35.

 

On the seventh day, He actually played golf.

 

Will Rogers never got stuck behind a slow foursome.

 

WHAT WOULD RORY DO?

 

HAVE A NICE DAY.

Cancel your tee time.

 

SIZE MATTERS.

The USGA says so.

 

HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYONE.

But golf’s still a better option.

 

Work is for people without golf clubs.

 

SIMPLIFY LIFE.

Go straight to the 19th hole.

 

JESUS LOVES YOU.

Just not enough to make you a single-digit handicapper.

 

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