The last one is my favorite.
Have you seen one that should be on the list? Let me know!
THIS CAR PROTECTED BY ELIN WOODS.
MY OTHER CAR
is an E-Z-GO.
I’ll play the other planets later.
DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE
You’ll lose too many balls.
LIFE’S A BITCH.
But nothing compared to golf.
Support GHIN Handicapping.
FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS PLAY TENNIS.
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE.
I WASN’T BORN A BITCH.
I didn’t take up golf ‘til I was 35.
On the seventh day, He actually played golf.
Will Rogers never got stuck behind a slow foursome.
WHAT WOULD RORY DO?
HAVE A NICE DAY.
Cancel your tee time.
The USGA says so.
HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYONE.
But golf’s still a better option.
Work is for people without golf clubs.
Go straight to the 19th hole.
JESUS LOVES YOU.
Just not enough to make you a single-digit handicapper.