If the NCAA tournament used nicknames for its pods. . .


houston-final-four-logoHere’s some March Madness to ponder. The background. . . Ever since I watched the Pekin Chinks defeated the Cobden Appleknockers in Illinois’ 1964 high school basketball championship game, I’ve been fascinated by nicknames. (Fortunately, the objectionable Pekin nickname was abandoned in 1980).

The interest continued when my first roommate at Wisconsin was a former standout with the Monroe Cheesemakers, who had a rivalry with the Freeport Pretzels. Talk about a Snack Bowl. . .

I also found it entertaining when my alma mater, Deerfield High School, played Central Suburban conference rival Maine West. It was Warriors vs. Warriors, which provided all kinds of cheerleader confusion: “Come on, Warriors! Beat those Warriors.’’ . . . Hey, it was the Vietnam era.

And so, with March here, and March Madness fast approaching, here are some NCAA tournament pods I would like to see.


Arizona, Kentucky, Northwestern and Villanova

–The Wildcat Invitational


Texas A&M, Utah St, New Mexico State, North Carolina A&T

—The Aggie Invitational


Cal Golden Bears, Marquette Golden Eagles, Minnesota Golden Gophers

—Play-in game: Kent St. Golden Flashes vs. Tulsa Golden Hurricane

All games played at Oracle Arena, Oakland.



Duke Blue Devils

DePaul Blue Demons

Wake Forest Demon Deacons

—Play-in game: Arizona State Sun Devils vs. Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils. . . . Devil of a time for play-by-play announcers.



UConn, Northeastern, Northern Illinois, Washington

—Huskies Invitational. . . Bonus: * Name the coach who took two of these dogs to the tournament (answer below).


Butler, Gonzaga, Georgia, Mississippi State

—Another canine quartet. Woof, woof, Bulldogs.


BYU, Houston, Washington State,

Play-in game: College of Charleston vs. Chicago State

—Wouldn’t CSU love to reach the Cougars’ play-in game?




Kansas State


New Mexico State

—With Bill Self, Bruce Weber, Lon Kruger and ageless emeritus Lou Henson under one roof, Papa Del’s should cater  pizza for this Illini Alumni coaches pod. Assuming Papa Del’s has reopened. Lots of changes going on in Champaign these days.


St. John’s Red Storm

Texas Tech Red Raiders

Miami (Ohio) Red Hawks

Play-in game: Harvard Crimson vs. Alabama Crimson Tide

—Apologies to Rutgers’ hapless Scarlet Knights. They can’t even make this Seeing Red play-in game.


Cornell Big Red

Illinois State Redbirds

Louisville Cardinals

Stanford Cardinal

—You don’t make this one, either, Rutgers.


Fighting Illini

Fighting Irish

Fighting Christians (Elon)

Fighting Camels (Campbell)

—Might need a penalty box for this pugilistic pod.



Auburn, Clemson, LSU, Memphis, Princeton

—Tony the Tiger throws up the ceremonial jump-ball. With a spoon.



Michigan State Spartans

USC Trojans

Idaho Vandals

San Diego State Aztecs

—In this Ancient Warriors pod, Will Ferrell leads all four teams through Tom Izzo’s shoulder-pads practice, wearing only a Speedo.



—Play-in game: UIC vs. UWGB.

Apologies to South Alabama. Love your “USA’’ chant. But you’re not a City-State. Or should that be State-City?



Miami Hurricanes

Iowa State Cyclones

Iona Gaels

Pepperdine Waves

—All games on the Weather Channel


Oral Roberts Golden Eagles

Bob Jones Bruins

Liberty Flames

Providence Friars

—Do not miss the invocation.



New Mexico Lobos

N.C. State Wolfpack

Nevada Wolf Pack

South Dakota Coyotes.

–Howl at the Moon Invitational


* Master dogsledder Jim Calhoun coached the Northeastern and UConn Huskies to NCAA tournament success. Bonus point if you picked up on UConn (as in Yukon) Huskies.


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